'Hawks Win the Cup - Spread Beiber Fever

Good news: Last night the Chicago Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup, ending their 49 year drought. They won in 6 and Jono Toews was the Conn Smyth winner, as I predicted in the Unassisted Biscuit Playoff challenge (pause for applause... 3, 2, 1.).

Bad news: Through playoff tradition and their celebrations, the 'Hawks may have also unleashed the deadly Bieber Fever on North America. Observe:

June 4th, 2010: Justin Bieber infects the Stanley Cup in New York.

June 9th, 2010 (approx. 11:00 PM): The entire Chicago Blackhawk team rubs their beards on the feverish Cup and begin drinking communal bottles of Champagne...







June 9th, 2010 (approx. 11:30 PM): Kris Versteeg send Bieber fevered Champagne into the stands...

Video: Champagne adventures of Blackhawks’ Sopel, Versteeg @ Yahoo! Video

We've been warned about this potential infection from the Cup before (though it was hepatitis). Think Bieber fever won't affect you? UB's very own Ttenrub has been recovering for weeks from a bout of the "Biebs fevs". He was able to kill the virus by drinking cases of James Ready 5.5.

God help us all.