Bieber Fever Worsens

Spreading faster than fire through a Minnesota Wild equipment van, Bieber Fever is ravishing the NHL. Just like that monkey in Outbreak (starring Cuba Gooding Jr. and Dustin Hoffman?).

UB tried to sound the alarm after losing one of our own to the bowl-headed virus, but none would listen. And now CBC has been infected - the baritoned Kevin Weekes has been struck down. If that sharp dressed man can succumb to the sickness, God have mercy on us all.